When you squeeze your ass cheeks together and take a shit. it comes out in a pancake shape and you roll it to look like a hayroll.
by Connor M. P. October 28, 2010

Similar to the Dutch Rudder. When a partner assists you with placing your own fingers in your anus and continues thrusting your hand for stimulation.
She wouldn't have sex with me but i did get her to give me a dutch muffler.
My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.
My asshole is still sore from that dutch muffler my girl gave me last night.
by Dklinington March 26, 2014

A condition marked by swelling and soreness of the upper or lower from receiving too many dutch rudders.
I think Rachel pulled a muscle during that last dutch Rudder she gave me. Three dutches a day for the last four months has given me dutch arm.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

When a person farts near the air intake of a CPAP machine, forcing the fart air through their nose. The CPAP version of a dutch oven.
Jesus man... I had really bad gas last night and I woke up choking after I gave myself a dutch injection.
by JupiterCries December 23, 2016

a version of the dutchoven where your bed partner farts, "traps" the stink under the blanket and then pushes on the top of the blanket in order to force the stench into their partner's face.
by Rayna01 February 19, 2012

by Mr randy January 21, 2019
