I don't even.

A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.

Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"

Bill: Mary told me she had sex with her brother.
Joe: ...............'The fuck.
Bill: I don't even.

by lolmart April 04, 2010

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don't be a chris brown

a term usually said when a guy is seen about to punch on, or play fight with a girl. just like how chris brown beat rihanna's ASS for givin him herpies.

dude: *hits a girl's arm*
girl: ow!
another dude: "Yo! Don't be a Chris Brown!"

by rihanna hater February 16, 2009

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don't get loud

Term used to tell someone they are out of control, being a bitch, or whinning about something.

Roger is at Dunkin Donuts, ordering with his iPod on
Roger: Yeah let me get a Coolatta
Dunkin Donuts Employee checking Coolatta machine: Sorry we're out
Roger: YOUR OUT! YO, EVERYTIME I COME HERE YOU GUYS ARE OUT!!
Dunkin Donuts Employee: Ay, don't get loud!
Roger asking friend: It wasn't that loud???

by Take_Notes May 08, 2006

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Computers that don't suck

Computers that are not based off of Microsoft DOS, or Microsoft NT. These include but are not limited to computers based off of:

BSD
Linux
Unix

My friend needed me to recommend some computers that don't suck. So I said Macintosh.

by Reiden Estrin February 07, 2011

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Don't worry about it

universal phrase used to answer any question, and in rare cases, will cause extreme anger and frustration in the person asking the question.

(1) Joe: "What song are you listening to?"
Me: "Don't worry about it."

(2) Josephine: "Hey, you want to go out tonight?"
Me: "Don't worry about it."

(3) Joseph: "Shit, I'm about to miss the train. What time is it, man?"
Me: "Don't worry about it."

by k.nin3 August 31, 2006

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