Guilty as hector's dolphin

When you have been found guilty of a crime or action that involved scamming an adult with a baby or an adult with a small child....

Man, that guy really fooled our baby boy with that babalizing! What a fraud, he's guilty as hector's dolphin.

by Silencer|oo7 June 21, 2021

white dolphin

MDMA, or Ecstacy.

some of the best pills around, especially if found in southern california

little jack found a white dolphin pill and ate it, he was soon enough having the best time of his life.

by southerncalman April 28, 2008

dolly faced

someone who sucks too much penis

amanda is a dolly faced skank whore

by dolly face boop May 28, 2006

dolly wop

to hit someone with your fist

Ima dolly wop your ass.

by leah f. April 28, 2007

dolly beard

unfeasably attractive young woman, who acts as camoflage to hide the fact that her chum is a homosexual male. dolly beards as usually seen at reunions and parties, acting tarty with that boy from school who played with dolls and skipping ropes.

'did you see the state of that poofter ? he had his dolly beard with him-ha! we all know he's gay!'

by Gomble September 24, 2009

Dolphing

Basically golfing, but on Dolphin back. You play in the middle of the ocean with small platforms set up along a path, the first containing a ball on a tee, the last the hole. You play by holding on to the dolphin's fin with your non-dominant hand, with your club of choice in the other. When the dolphin jumps out of the water, you swing the club and try to hit the ball to the next platform or further(this is easiest at the ark of the jump. Other than that it is similar to golfing.

Hey man, you wanna golfing down at the country club? No way, lets go Dolphing instead.

by MakeDolphinganofficialsport February 14, 2012

twitching dolphin

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.

"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."

by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009