Dickery

(Pun: arts)

1) Having a useless arts degree (Noun)

2) Having overachieving experience in your professional field but no college certification; the lack of it putting you lower in social hierarchy; helping you feel you just fucked around all this time. (Verb)

You can either get a real degree in medicine or you can pursue a college dickery in that fluxus art stuff.

Pretty sure that homesless street musician has a college dickery in advanced music theory.

What is the point of my photography dickery after all these years?

by Forever Pessimistic December 23, 2021

Dickel

$15 worth of weed. The combination of a dime bag ($10) and a nickel bag ($5).

"I dont have enough money for a dub, can I pick up a dickel?"

"I can roll up a whole dickel in that blunt"

"Whats up?"
"Just smokin' my dickel"

by manateebuttsexx February 16, 2022

Dicker

A hand held electronic device that performs a specific task.

I’ll lend you my dicker so you can open the (electric) garage door.

by OxfordWon February 22, 2022

Dicker

A man who loves to stick his dick in random objects, wether they are real or not. It could be his imaginary girlfriend, or his next victim. Who knows?

"OMG the dicker stuck his wang in the lunch lady!!"

"That damn dicker has a schlong ten feet long."

by MAGAGATHEGAGA March 12, 2022

Dickenson'd

Being used and lied to which is considered fabnipulated by a flaw enforcement official...in order for them to get cred from the department despite your safety

Oh my gosh I have been Dickenson'd yet once again!

by JoyQueen13 March 15, 2022

Dickeater

When someone is drawin' and they be all in your business and not knowing what happended. Someone whos always in your business knowing it ain't got shit to do with them

"Bro shut the fuck up you over here dick eaten like go somewhere with that shit bro"
he was in their business so they called him a dickeater

by wfceqfvqbfvbwr March 28, 2022

Dickerbutter

When a man sticks his duck in peanut butter and a dog licks it off.

“The man tried out dickerbutter and he got his dog and it licked it clean off.”

by Db_Legend March 30, 2022