dumb diet

someone who believes that a diet is good idea and yet they never lose weight. Hmmmmm what’s going on there hey? They are a dumb diet because they eat the things that are opposite of the diet.

Your a dumb diet.

by DumbDiet123456789 March 11, 2018

Diet Cock

A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.

"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"

by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017

Year of diets

Where you do a different diet every month for a whole year

Oi do the year of diets with Hayden blackie

by Hayden blackie December 5, 2019

Diet Coke

A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.

Diet Coke! Diet Coke! This is a sentence with Diet Coke in it!

by garcalej December 10, 2019

Diet Coke

A diet drink with approx. the same amount of calories as a round of jizz

Yo can you pass the diet coke?

by Kyomithewolf January 5, 2020

Diet Coke

Synonym for adderall.

Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX January 18, 2020

Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.

Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.

by Lueggy April 17, 2020