Danielle

Danielle. She is the craziest person you will ever meet, she has a good sense of humour, and a great friend. To her, looks don't matter, and neither does popularity, she'll be the nicest person you'll meet. She's loyal, and trust-worthy. She's fiery, but that's something special about her. Her best friend, is like her too, she'll be the best friend you'll ever have, and you'll be sad to see her go.

Kid 1: Awh, that kid is so nice! I wish she was my best friend! She's completely crazy, but that's the best thing about her!
Kid 2: Yeah, her name's Danielle!

Kid 1: OH, well that makes perfect sense, ayee!

by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011

Stormy daniels

n.: When you pay off the adult film star you had an ongoing affair with but the media finds out anyway.

The morbidly obese guy in the White House just got a Stormy Daniels.

by Cgmandros January 21, 2018

Daniel

noun: da-NEE-L

A person who has the ability to undress extremely fast; like Superman but without the outfit.
Daniels are very comfortable being naked, and due to their nature, they are able to speed up the normal sequence of progression.
A Daniel is experienced when one is distracted for a few seconds, turns back, and the other person is fully naked.

Daniels have been named the Cheetahs of the getting-naked human world.

Person A: "This is my home. Make yourself comfortable"
Person B: "..."
Person A: "Wow! You must be a Daniel!"

by Vawesome July 22, 2011

Daniel

A guy who has a big dick and knows how to use it. If someone is named Daniel, they are a keeper and you should trust them.

You should get you a Daniel

by finesse2301 June 5, 2019

Daniel Jackson

The Hottest SG-1 member on Stargate SG-1!!! He has blue eyes, brown hair, and dorky glasses. He's the sexiest nerd on TV and in the world. His Pouty lips will make you quiver and by the end of the day you'll be begging for him to take you home through the gate and hold you in those muscley arms.

I love you Dr. Danny and you're welcome to teach me a thing or two!

by DannysBitch August 9, 2005

daniel

Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.

(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Friend) No.
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.

by Jimmy Pop 24 August 3, 2007

Jack Daniels

1) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey

2) a neutral humorous/neutral term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.

3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )

a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey

his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.

son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be here soon and I wanted to have something to drink.

father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2013