dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

by Tigh November 1, 2017

Dan Cavasin

Dan Cavasin is this super duper fun person like super duper muper choper looper gooper

Holy Dan Cavasin is just so funny monny golly jolly nolly

by GIYOUNGYI February 7, 2022

luteniant dan

Dan

Dan Dan Dan

Luteniant dan is army man

by Aniyaaaaaaaaaaaa July 24, 2022

Thunder Dan

The greatest elliptigo riding Track Coach and Geometry Teacher in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019

Dan and Whits

If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.

Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.

by nrwch05055 December 28, 2016

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023