anal nerve damage 

When Daves ass hurts on a wedensday morning

Damn dave, whats up with that anal nerve damage?

anal nerve damage by Joshua Burner September 27, 2017

What's Your Damage? 

A phrase used by nimrods who want to be "up beat" with the millennium’s technology advance by switching a technical term into a harsh question when they could just ask you nicely if something was bothering you.

"Geebuz d00d, what's your damage?"
"Mom, cut it out, you're scaring little Timothy."

What's Your Damage? by Phatal August 29, 2004

damage control 

When you workout after a week/weekend of too much drinking.

Dude, I drank way too much last night. I'm gonna hit the gym for some damage control.

damage control by TecateFox November 3, 2013

damian 

a bee i tee cee aitch

oh you know damian?
he’s a loser

damian by leilanininini October 26, 2022

damage control 

After you've done a mistake, reduce all witnesses to silence.

1) Mafia guy: "We've hit that mother and she saw we were carrying drugs, we gotta do some damage control".
2) Company guy: "An employee left the beta version of his iPhone in a bar, we sent the security for some damage control".

damage control by BartyPenguin March 7, 2014

Damaged Goods 

Used to describe in a tongue in cheek manner someone who looks terrible after a big night or weekend

Person A: you look terrible
Person B: Yeap...damaged goods...no refund.

Damaged Goods by HappyAardvark April 30, 2009

Dalia 

virgin until 45. acts like a teenager.shes greety and lebian

hey can a have a piece .....NO hi im dalia

Dalia by lovely boy' December 25, 2016