Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

fear of diving boards

filip he fears diving boards

he has a fear of diving boards

by Anonymous 273 July 8, 2023

Diving helmet

The ancestor of modern scuba diving equipment.

The diving helmet would have looked like a combination of a gas mask and a scuba diving mask.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2022

Dive Dart

A skydiver who's parachute malfunctions and doesn't deploy thus hitting the ground and dying. Also if parachute isn't pulled on purpose.

Me-Hey did you hear about about that guy at skydive USA?

Friend-Yeah man I heard he was a Dive Dart because he packed his chute wrong.

Me-Well he had a good run.

by UDoneMessedUpA-Aron August 15, 2017

Dumpster-diving

Attending a Trump rally; dangerous yet necessary risky behavior.

Despite the risk, I went dumpster-diving and attended a Trump rally.

by BD from EA November 1, 2020

Dumpster Diving

(Verb): The act of eating the ass hold of another.

When she bent over in her short skirt with no panties on exposing that BROWN EYE, I knew right then I was going dumpster diving!

by She Johnson January 13, 2023

Dumpster diving

OHOHO So you DID find it? I guess it IS FBI then isn't it? Hello... Mrs Agent?

Hym "Yeah. Somebody went dumpster diving didn't they? Don't throw things away. The trash is the first place they check."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023