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I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!

When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
by Cross thread tech January 29, 2020
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Dumpster Diving

1.The act of digging in one's ass, with blatant disregard to other's awareness in group situations or public places.

2. When your at a bar and the bartender hollers LAST CALL and you've been striking out all night so you order 3 shots of tequila and just take what you can get.

3.The act of plowing a very UNattractive "person" in their dirty anus!!
While at the weekly corporate meeting I looked around the room in boredom, which quickly turned into disgust as I noticed Kevin was Dumpster Diving
by King_Love420 February 10, 2022
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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
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Dive Bomber

When you fart and jump over somebody while shouting, "Dive Bomber," leaving a bomb of fart gas that descend on the target you jumped over.
Farts, jumps over loved one and crop dusting them at the same time
boyfriend: "Dive bomber"
Girlfriend: "Ew"
by Jermaine3502 January 28, 2022
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Diving helmet

The diving helmet would have looked like a combination of a gas mask and a scuba diving mask.
by Sexydimma June 1, 2022
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Dumpster Diving

(Verb): The act of eating the ass hold of another.
When she bent over in her short skirt with no panties on exposing that BROWN EYE, I knew right then I was going dumpster diving!
by She Johnson January 13, 2023
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Junk Diving

The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."

She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter February 19, 2012
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