Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric
by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019
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“Why would you say that?”
“Jeremy pulled a dirty Nolan”
“Oh”
“Why would you say that?”
“Jeremy pulled a dirty Nolan”
“Oh”
by dirty_dawson October 7, 2019
Get the Dirty Nolan mug.Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid
by Old geezer brains June 11, 2018
Get the Dirty Jason mug.When a woman lures you in with her amazing beauty, only to be drugged in your own home and wake up with an open bottle of lube in your ass, house robbed, and a shit in the kitchen sink.
Derek: {visually angry with tears in his eyes}
Jason: What happened to you last night??
Derek: I'm not sure, I took this gorgeous babe home and she pulled a Dirty Trinity on me
Jason: oh my! She shit in your sink too?? What'd she take??
Derek: yep, the footprints are still on the counter and she took everything!!! Plus, my ass still hurts!!!
Jason: What happened to you last night??
Derek: I'm not sure, I took this gorgeous babe home and she pulled a Dirty Trinity on me
Jason: oh my! She shit in your sink too?? What'd she take??
Derek: yep, the footprints are still on the counter and she took everything!!! Plus, my ass still hurts!!!
by PervHirt August 29, 2019
Get the Dirty Trinity mug.A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.
I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.
by TaraLM January 28, 2009
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Did you hear about Hank? He got Dirty Greg’ed by his wife, and she came harder than ever before. he’s fucking pissed, and a cuck
by Zamurath December 4, 2018
Get the Dirty Greg mug.A male, ususally, but not limited to being directly born and raised in the cornfields of Indiana. Other acceptable cornfield states are, nebraska, kansas, and the dakotas.
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:
-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong
-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.
-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:
-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong
-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.
-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time
dude, the dirty perk just ran a naked lap at 7:30 in the afternoon!!!
do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?
OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!
do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?
OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!
by The Biggest Cones October 4, 2009
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