Jerry of the day

Local ski area term for a "gaper" or "geek" -- one who is pretty clueless about skiing or snowboarding.

There goes "Jerry of the day" sending it .

by DannyTheC November 6, 2017

Haste the day

Indeed "Haste the Day" is a great band, but the other meaning has a deeper meaning. It stems from a biblical reference in which "Haste the day" means; Seize the day, take full advantage of the day that you're on, don't let a chance slip by that you may never get back.

Theres so much to be done, I must Haste the day, and get everything accomplished.

by adam "peteey" June 1, 2006

Urban Word Of The Day

a daily, often flimsy and apparently unmoderated attempt at humor, hipness or wordplay.

I just posted the first thing that popped into my head and miraculously it became Urban Word Of The Day.

by Grandpa Scorpion December 4, 2010

Pussy Day

Celebrated on November 5th. it celebrates everything that the vagina has given us. Usually, a couple celebrates this day by having brutal sex.

John: dude, i can't wait until tomorrow!
Steve: why?
John: it's Pussy Day!
Steve: oh, i totally forgot! did you get her a present?
John: yeah, AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HER!

by dudedudedudedudeq November 6, 2010

dry day

The worst kind of day. Its a day where shops wont sell you liquor.

"Hey man, we should go grab some beers"
"You can't, its a dry day today"

by ssmetaknight November 15, 2011

International Jockstrap Day

May 1st is the day! Whether it be for exercising or just for everyday wear, Jockstrap day is a day to celebrate your adventurous side!

Person One - “did you know today’s international jockstrap day?”
Person Two - “Sure did, got mine on!”

by Jonathan Brooklin April 18, 2019

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on April 21, you come home from work and your girl welcomes you with a perfect fried steak, a prerolled Blunt and a Blowjob. It's an international celebrated day to honor the hard work men have to do every day.

Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day is the day, women get to honor the hard work men have to do every day.
"Dude even though it's 4/20 today, i'm really looking for tomorrow, it's Steak, Blunt and Blowjob Day! "

by Friday1337 March 14, 2017