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Offaly CupCAKE

The process by which you insert a whole chocolate cake into an asshole. you then plant a turnip seed inside the now soiled chocolate cake, ejaculate on it for hydration (photosynthesis) and wait for it to grow (can take months). you then use turnip in stew and feed it to who you desire.

Discovered during the great famine by the Great Jeff OMeara III
"Ahhhhh, Mary we're out of turnips"
"C'mon so stick the chocolate cake in im ready to make an Offaly CUPCAKE"
by OFFALY FARMER October 14, 2025
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Cupcake

When you spread your cum on a girls asscheeks
by Meme lord xd November 25, 2019
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Cupcake

A young person used in the context of an adult trying to take advantage of them.
"Did you hear Arnav got exposed?"
"Yeah apparently he was looking for a cupcake."
by kiramman February 21, 2022
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sunflower cupcake

A delicious miniature cake with sunflower shaped and colored icing.
Wow! That sunflower cupcake was artfully decorated and very tasty too! Buddy taught Jake well in Hoboken!
by themergs October 1, 2017
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cupcake supremacist

When someone prefers vanilla cupcakes over chocolate cupcakes, and vice-versa.
You don't like chocolate cupcakes? You're a cupcake supremacist!
by All Outta Angst March 14, 2016
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Cupcake Eater

Slang term used to describe someone who is attracted to children; a pedophile.

Originates from a famous quote by YouTuber EDP445, during a 2021 sting operation.

In 2021, EDP445, a well-known online content creator, was exposed through a sting operation organized by Alex Rosen of the Predator Poachers. They posed as an underage, 13 year-old girl online to catch EDP445 attempting to solicit sex from them.

When caught & confronted on the street, he told them:
"I was actually coming out here to pick up a Cupcake."
Person 1: "You hear about the latest _____ update? He went on an insane tirade about someone being a groomer."
Person 2: "Yeah, I did. It's rich of him to say that because y'know.. he's a cupcake eater himself."
Person 1: "Pot calling the kettle black, am I right?"
by Ruffits August 18, 2024
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muddy cupcake

Putting a piece of bread on the glass table as the recipient awaits the splatter from a night of Indian food
Bob Crane awaited his muddy cupcake
by Interloper81 May 30, 2018
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