Cookie Critic

This is just a sugar coated term for gacha whore or in other terms a whale.

P1: I ONLY WANTED SOME PNG WAIFUS MAN
P2: stfu cookie critic

by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020

dance critic

A person that offers criticism for dances

person 1: what do you do for a living

person 2: i am a dance critic

by tykirby April 28, 2020

Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021

The Crite

Short for "The Criteria" - A list of rules and conduct players on Call of Duty Warzone must adhere to in their final game before they log off their gaming system.

No that does not meet The Crite, we're running another one.

by SirWaffles69 May 17, 2021

subtle criticism

clever and indirect : not showing your real purpose. When it comes to giving criticism, sometimes it's best to take a subtle approach.

He didn't seem to understand my subtle hints.(subtle criticism)

by Ka_V May 19, 2021

Incidental Criteria

Knockout criteria that suddenly appear during the assessment of a project. These criteria have never been seen or mentioned before said assessment and if they are not fulfilled will result in a failing grade.

Teacher: "If you don't have a presentation by tomorrow, you'll fail this assignment"
Student: "This was not in the initial assignment, it's an Incidental Criteria"

by JustFOff July 1, 2021

pointless crit

In games, a critical hit that occurs redundantly and in which a normal hit would have been just as effective.
These are often annoying or frustrating in a game where critical hits are rare and/or generally out of the player's control/influence.

Yeah, I was battling a trainer in Pokemon and I got a pointless crit when their Pokemon's HP was pretty low. I could've used it at any other point but RNGesus chose now of all times.

by kjoshua September 2, 2021