crank the hog

The most aggressive style of masturbating your chode, resulting from one not getting laid.

Yea boys, sorry I'm late. My girl was being a bitch and told me she flicked her bean earlier...So I had a crank the hog.

by fortsorcrankhog April 2, 2024

Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.

1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'

by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024

crank worm

To crank worm is equivalent to ‘pop off’

Some other similar phrases would be ‘performing well’ and ‘topping the meters’

Can also mean feeling good and torquing your hog.

Jimmy you going to score 40 tonight? We need you to crank worm.

I’m popping off here man doing big damage. I’m cranking my worm

by xqcP April 14, 2024

crank worm

Jerkin it, doin big damage, horkinit

Jorkin my shit - straight horkin my shit - crank worm

by xqcP April 14, 2024

Crank

a crank is a creature from the movie trilogy and book series The Maze Runner.

its described as a zombie-looking creature, with pale skin, and reddened eyes. They're very skinny, so you could see their bons underneath their skin. they have extremely black and/or red veins as well as some sort of strings out of their skin, making them stick to the wall in some of the scenes in The Maze Runner movies.

person 1: "what are those zombie things?"

person 2: "those are the Cranks!"

by ★pjo_tmr_nerd★ April 21, 2024

Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.

I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.

by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024

cranking it

to sleep

Oh, jabob is cranking it on the couch again... oh jabob why you always falling asleep so early smh...

by spyder_2003 May 11, 2024