Are You On Crack?

When someone says something that is either unbelievable or utterly foolish and stupid.

Giraffe: Im not a retard. D&S: Are you on Crack?

by blazer275 February 24, 2011

booty crack

booty , crack. the space between the two buttocks.

she got a hot tribal tattoo right above her booty crack and it looks good under a lowrise bikini.

by Keallei July 21, 2006

crack whore

someone who will do anything and everything in order to get their CRACK!!

ashely u be the biggest crack whore. always tryin ta get sommmmee!

by shannon February 20, 2004

crack music

Hip hop so ill, that people fiend for it like crack, hence the name "Crack Music"

"You heard Kanye's new shit? Thats some crack music right there"

by DirtyProof September 23, 2005

crack whore

any man, woman, or spiritual entity who will do, and give, anything and everything they have for crack.

whore: YO man you gots any crack?
dude: fo sho but you gon' hafta start suckin bitch!
whore: oh hell yeah i gotsta get me that crack!

or

whore: gimme crack fuckers ill give you mah car!!
girl: i only sell raffle tickets for our school.
whore: ur liein bitch i no you liein!! gimme that crack!!

or

nigga: what you doin fool?
whore: ima lickin crack from the concrete!
nigga: damn you are a stupid crack whore..

by Jack van de Ven July 4, 2006

cracking cards

stealings someone's bank card and social security card and draining the account of all it's money

1:you cracking cards?

2:ye
3:lol u crazy

by FLEMO Brogod July 25, 2014

crack scratch

A constant itch associated with lack of crack. Common among crackheads and drug addicts when they need a fix.

Tyrone Biggums, on the Chapelle Show, constantly has a crack scratch.

by cammy March 29, 2006