Country Ass Shit

Meaning, essentially bullshit. Out of this world shit. Lies, drama, things that don’t make any kind of sense at ALL.
Mom; Do you even love me anymore?

Me: Man, get outta here with that ‘country ass shit
by Niggalations 5:48 July 23, 2021
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Country Blumpkin

A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.

The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.
Pa told ma to take her false teeth out as she prepared to give him a country blumpkin.
by Bologna Pogna June 04, 2011
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Cross country

Cross country is a sport that if you run it, you must be down with being gay (in a joking way) by doing things such as: showering with another guy, jerking off with other dudes, and running with 90% of your body exposed. Anyone who is successful in running has done acid or another kind of psychedelic drug. Runners are the most insane, amazing people you will ever meet and often times will be nominated class clown, and will go to jail for grand theft or shoplifting.
Person 1: “dude that kid Bobby is fucking insane
Person 2: “yeah, it’s because he’s a cross country runner
by Brain_guyy October 15, 2018
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Country bump

To not interfere with a relationship between a boy and girl in any manner
For example boy or girl will leave when there is sense of interference hence the need to country bump
by Carlk July 20, 2010
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Country Bunkin'

When someone expresses redneckish love for the USA by having American flag clothing, items, etc.
Country Bunkin'
Guy 1: Look at that American flag paint job on that truck!
Guy 2: Yeah, that guy's county bunkin'
by IwnsgIansb July 29, 2018
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Country Babe

A female from the Country who has the appearance of an Ogre. She sends multiple nudes in which she does the same boring pose.
She also has tits that resemble "poached eggs" but still thinks she is a babe.
by Anonymous2545 September 11, 2016
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Big Country Titties

Main Entry: Big Country Titties
Function: Noun
Date: 1983

Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Titty Man#1: Damn boy, would you look at the cans on that one!!!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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