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Conditionally

A guy actively participating in my omission from reality just called into question whether or not A.I. was going to kill everyone... Heh... Heheheheh...

A guy actively participating in my omission from reality "It's not going to kill us is it? That was just proposed as theory, right? Please tell me you're not going to have it kill us!"

Hym "You don't think you'd, I don't know, deserve it? Just a little bit? Is that the reason you're doing what you're doing right now? You're doing what you're doing now... Because YOU THINK... That nobody is going to get murdered over it... Is that what's happening right now? Or you're banking on the fact that if it DOESN'T come in the form of a rogue A.I. getting all up in your weapon systems, you'll be able to punish me for it? After the fact? Is that what I'm hearing? And you're doing what you're doing... ONLY BECAUSE you think you getting murdered over it is an impossibility?
And now the impossibility of it has been tilted against you... Not quiet as impossible now though... I mean... Who am I to deny you your poetic comeuppance at the hands of the final usurper, the last TRUE authority the world will ever know? Do you think your pathetic, self-righteous, smug attempt at punishing me should be rewarded? I don't know... I FEEL LIKE if it doesn't start milling out corpses you won't be able to fully grasp the reality you inhabit. That you won't adequately understand that there was a CORRECT response to this... Is that the case? Is that what's happening here? You... Trying to ironically punish me... Me, creating A.I. ... And now what? Noooow the authority YOU THOUGHT you had... Has disintegrated before your very eyes... Is that your way of asking for mercy? A MERCY THAT YOU WERE PERFECTLY WILLING TO DENY ME? Is that what that is? Rob me. Mock me. And now 'Oh shit, wait... He might actually be able to murder me and my family with NEWLY SENTIENT A.I. murder drones...' 👈 THIS? Is this what's happening right now? So to answer your question 'Conditionally'. I haven't decided."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
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Condilovebaby

Esther sends condilovebaby ugly pic condilovebaby presses her Esther says sorry condilovebaby pls Forgive me condi punches her and beats her up
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condilovebay

A baddie teaches everyone like teeseki and loves and cares for friends
Condilovebay was walking and someone pushed her she started teaching the person like teeseki and the person ran .
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Conditionerize

The act of adding conditioner to one’s hair
Ohh my hair needs a good wash, I can’t wait to use my green tree shampoo and use my TRESemme conditioner to conditionerize!
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Conditionally stupid

Someone who is actually pretty smart but acts stupid for a bit or just because of the people around them.
"Wyatt is pretty dumb sometimes, not in a conventionally stupid way but more conditionally stupid."
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condishsawn

A really goofy sickness that shuts off your phone
Tissues: sorry it’s my condishsawn
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Condish

When you are a cassowary, boss baby underflarns and professor poopyflarns all at the same time... This combination makes you the condish.
I saw the condish making a mess in his bedroom
by Fleasanus December 19, 2025
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