Connecticut College 

Connecticut College is best defined as: Not Uconn.

Girl: Where do you go to school?
Boy: Connecticut College.
Girl: Oh Uconn! I love the Huskies!
Boy: No, not fucking Uconn. Connecticut College.
Girl: Oh, a community college?
Boy: No, its a small liberal arts college, its actually a decent school.
Girl: Oh ok.
Boy: (Stabs himself in the eye)

Connecticut College by Phantom Specter May 30, 2006

Hamilton College 

An amazingly spectacular small liberal arts college located in the teeny tiny little bubble town of Clinton, New York. Hamilton is of course named for the foxiest of the federalists-- Alexander Hamilton Hamilton is the buff and blue continentals and competes in Division 3 NESCACs. In a word Hamilton is unquestionably, awesome.

"Question: what is the greatest college in the nation named for America's quintessential financial badass whose face currently graces the $10 bill and whose name now resonates in famous rap lyrics??"

"Oh that's Easy. Its all about HAMILTON COLLEGE baby!"

Hamilton College by A. Ham May 14, 2007

hailsham community college 

a shit hole with shit teachers and a load of fucking idiots exspecilly year 11s and greg goddard

Hailsham community college is shit

hailsham community college by the shammer April 21, 2015

Campion College

An overrated school that tricked/tricks innocent 11-year-olds into putting it as their top choice for PEP and GSAT

"When Campion College says 'Diamonds are formed under pressure, I'm tempted to jump off a cliff"

Campion College by noniabisnis January 26, 2022

Pickering College 

School in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, surrounded by crackheads. If you go to this school and you aren’t a hick, you’re a hypebeast. Chlamydia and pc boys are interchangeable words.

couldn’t afford to go to sac? welcome to pickering college. what the fuck is a quaker

Pickering College by yoyoyoyooyyooyoyeiuehsvsgw April 28, 2019

brighton secondary college 

Brighton secondary college, or brighton sec is also known as the biggest shit hole in melbourne, full of tryhard lads, and dumb sluts.

"oh he went to brighton secondary college?", what a gay cunt!

brighton secondary college by zxsdcfvgbhnjmk December 26, 2014

your mom goes to college 

The best insult ever. You will totally PWN anyone with this retort.

Deb "I'm trying to raise money for college"
Kip: "Your mom goes to college!"

SHE GOT SO SERVED

your mom goes to college by where am i? March 7, 2005