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college app-a-holic

One who is addicted to sending out college applications and anything related to applying for college.
dude 1: dude, why do you get so much college junk mail?
dude 2: i'm a college app-a-holic.
dude 1: dude. that's really lame.
by sirnaqvi February 11, 2009
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College

Evil assrape of your time and money, but necessary for a decent career path.
I just graduated college, it took 5 years and im $100 thousand in debt.... WooHoo!
by Sp1d3rman April 21, 2011
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Baruch College

Baruch College is one of the schools within the City University of New York. It is the most ethnically diverse college in the United States (according to U.S. News & World Report). Although its student body includes a small percentage of nerds of all ethnic groups, the increasing majority of students comprises extremely lazy, smart-ass thugs from the former U.S.S.R. The female counterpart of this group includes snotty, but overachieving women who are obsessed about their clothing and their GPAs. Other more deserving minorities are decidedly in the minority, and are currently being pushed to the back of the educational bus. There are many leather coats, Kiev Dynamo shirts, overly-worked fingernails, 5" spiked heels, etc. throughout the campus adding to the generally slimey atmosphere.
Yo, dat Ukie bitch think she hot shit. Well, I go to BaRuCh, and eat Russkies for lunch.
by Sasha December 7, 2004
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Marlborough college

Just a place over England's hill, where cigs, gingers and Russians run wild.
You go to Marlborough college? What's your chromosome count.
by reese's puffs123 November 3, 2018
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Franklin & Marshall College

F&M
Despite a 16 year period of derecognition the Greek Life is all Life. It's that or the Amish Life.
Home of the Diplomats
Lux et Lex "Light & Law"
Students are sometimes called "Fummers" (for "F&M-ers") or "Dips" (short for "Diplomats")
Treat Williams graduated here and is currently occupied largely by his leading role as Dr. Andrew Brown in the WB series Everwood.
Roy Richard Scheider graduted here, where he was a member of Phi Kappa Psi Fraternity, he is an Academy Award nominated American actor.
Franklin & Marshall College is a Little Ivy.
by Elizabath May 19, 2006
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college noodles

A semi-casserole eaten by college students that can consist of many things.

Recipe:
-Favored/cheapest noodles
-1 can "Cream-of" (chicken, mushroom, beef, etc)
College student 1: Dude, I'm tired of eating ramen all the time.
College student 2: Okay, we'll have some college noodles tonight.
by 403forbidden July 30, 2007
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Elizabethtown College

A private liberal arts college located in Elizabethtown, PA (not to be confused with Elizabethtown, KY) The campus is very small, but well kept and very beautiful. Tuition is extremely expensive, but admissions offers substantial financial aid and there are always new facilities, labs and technology being built or introduced to the campus. The college is filled with quality students who actually enjoy being there. While admittedly the party scene does not compare to larger state schools, it more than makes up in academics and quality of life for the students.
"Oh you go to Elizabethtown College? Isn't that in Kentucky!?"

"Uh, no. But it's 15 minutes from Hershey, PA and smells like chocolate."
by civilized college student August 16, 2009
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