Chuck Norris

Your worst nightmare

Chuck Norris will get you .. run, before it's too late

by likeyoureallycarexx July 4, 2009

chuck norris

A god that, while having sex with your wife in a truck, purposely let one of his sperm loose in the engine. You now know that truck as Optimus Prime

Why are we looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Chuck Norris lives in Houston.

by Fear the Beard March 31, 2008

chuck the fargers

What San Diego should say to its football team.

They want us to buy them a WHAT? CHUCK the Fargers!

by Don Ameche July 6, 2006

chuck a seven

The dots on the dice of life have run out. Usually applied when death results suddenly due to an accident

"If you're not careful when juggling with those chainsaws you may chuck a seven."

by Yoda=ES= December 29, 2007

chuck da triplets

its just like chucking da duece except except eit your last three fingers okay its basically just sayin okay lol i just do it cuz im tired of the duece

sierra: u goin in the crib g
Me: yea u already kno

Nee: g me to den finna go eat moms mashed potatoes

Me: i cant stand u save me sum
Sierra if yall finna go go dang yall takin foreva
Me:okay dang sorry mama shot gettin angry well bi nee TRIPLETS yall
Nee: u always chuck da triplets just be normal
Me: umm no

by naughtynaudi August 16, 2009

Chuck Norris Flip

Using both meth and PCP at the same time. It is said to give you nearly Chuck Norris-like strength.

"Did you hear about that guy who Chuck Norris flipped?"
"No, what happened?"
"He kicked a man so hard his kids exploded!"

by JamddL August 20, 2011

chuck norrised

To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.

Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.

by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011