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Chris Bores

A hack, phony, plagiarizing pathetic imitator that due to his own lack of creativity must rip-off James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd.
That was one cool AVGN video, I bet in a few days Chris Bores will make one just like it.
by Jimmy Baba August 25, 2010
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Chris Rocked

Verb

1. To be hit incredibly hard

2. To face the consequences of running your mouth
“He got real disrespectful so he got his shit Chris Rocked
by ChrisRockDeservedIt March 27, 2022
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Chris Ellis

Usually has red hair, mostly about 6 foot tall and they love having sex with chuncky mexicans.
hey dude did u see Chris Ellis last night and that big

mexican
by zach with the x box January 19, 2011
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Chris Hansen'd

Getting Chris Hansen'd comes from the popular TV show 'To catch a predator' where Chris Hansen and the FBI did an investigation into sick pedobears who attempt to illicit sex with 13 and 14 year old boys and girls.

A decoy posing as a boy or girl would entice the man into engaging in a sexual act noting that he or she is a minor. The man would turn up at the location given by the minor and the FBI with their Party van and Chris Hansen would be waiting there.

The most notable and hilarious arrest was a sick guy who walked into the house naked wanting a 14 year old girl to 'perform sexual acts' with a cat and then 'fuck her afterwards' with the aid of cool whip.
Barry: "Oh shit, did you hear about Keith getting Chris Hansen'd?"
Gary: "Woah, really!?" "How old was the girl?"
Barry: "13"
Gary: "Pedobear much, did he get Party Van'd?"
Barry: "Yep, he is in court next week."
by Cameron8276 July 29, 2011
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chris logic

It has no sense or meaning behind it. If your name is Chris, you can use this as a reason for doing or saying something really dumb and be able to get away with it.
Chris: Flying ponies in mah bum.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.
by CrazyKiller76 June 6, 2016
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Chris #2

The bassist and vocalist from the politically charged punk band Anti-Flag.
From Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, as well as fellow Anti-Flag members; Justin Sane, Pat Thetic and Chris Head.
Is straight-edge and vegan as are the other members of the band.

Is one of the sexiest men alive, as well as being a god at bass.
Has an amazing voice as well as an amazing body and personality.

One of the nicest guys you can meet, and THE most exciting person to see live.
"At Anti-Flag last night, did you check out Chris #2 ?"

"Yeah, he was fucking immense!"
by SammySaintOwns October 24, 2008
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Chris Afton

A Kid that was the Bite victim of The bite of 83. His Siblings are Micheal Afton and Elizabeth Afton (Also known as Eggs Benidect and Circus Baby). His Parents are Clara Afton and William Afton (Also known as Ballora and Springtrap).
Let's put Chris Afton into Fredbears mouth!
by CalebChan October 14, 2020
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