by xero347 February 1, 2009
Get the Chocolate Pretzel mug.A sexual position performed by one person doing a handstand, preferably on the bed, while the partner lines up their anus into the first partners mouth and tongue and oral is performed.
Man, I'm gonna have to give my girl chocolate upside down cake if i want some inverted head tomorrow.
by Jayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 1, 2009
Get the Chocolate Upside Down Cake mug.When you and your significant other are sitting in a car shooting back and forth different sex positions, the chocolate ostrich is bound to come up.
Probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like John or Tara. The chocolate ostrich is a rare known sexual position.
The chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, penis up her ass.
This position is widely common and usually practiced among the homosexual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named Donald and is spreading like wild fire to all sex lives!
Probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like John or Tara. The chocolate ostrich is a rare known sexual position.
The chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, penis up her ass.
This position is widely common and usually practiced among the homosexual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named Donald and is spreading like wild fire to all sex lives!
(Guy) "Welcome to the party!"
(Friend) "Thanks. What the hell is going on here??"
(Guy) "Oh that!? Chocolate Ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?"
(Friend) "Do you think Priscilla can do that?!"
(Guy) "Hmmm... It's worth a shot. You better get some BIG pillows and wrap that shit!"
(Friend) "Thanks. What the hell is going on here??"
(Guy) "Oh that!? Chocolate Ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?"
(Friend) "Do you think Priscilla can do that?!"
(Guy) "Hmmm... It's worth a shot. You better get some BIG pillows and wrap that shit!"
by imonaboatmfer May 8, 2010
Get the Chocolate Ostrich mug.(n) the act of someone giving another hardcore oral right after anal so there's still poop on the penis
Regina: Courtney, I was in the hospital for 5 hours last night after Tre gave me a chocolate slider
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough
Courtney: how much did you swallow
Regina: enough
by Patioprimeapes May 10, 2010
Get the Chocolate slider mug.A Chocolate Chin Strap is like a Blumpkin for a girl. The male applies the mouth to the females vagina. Once there he starts eating her out while, the female is taking a shit. Once this action starts her shit then leaves a tiny chin strap appearance on your face.
"Dude whats that brown stuff on your face?" tom says.
"Not much man just my Chocolate Chin Strap, from my girlfriend!" john says.
"Damn that bitch is sick and so are you!" tom says.
"w.e man Chocolate Chin Straps rock!" john says.
"Not much man just my Chocolate Chin Strap, from my girlfriend!" john says.
"Damn that bitch is sick and so are you!" tom says.
"w.e man Chocolate Chin Straps rock!" john says.
by eatem all out May 28, 2010
Get the Chocolate Chin Strap mug.1.Great British Skate Team, rumoured to have created some of the most physically demanding moves ever created such as the 'Nivot' and the 'Zen flip to backflip, to handstand, to christ air 900''. These moves have been aparntly seen off a three story car park near Binton. Humours of Blind, WI, Blueprint and Element sponsors have been heard.
2. A cult of religious skateboarders who sing the praises of two gods, Noble Nivot and Lord Zen.
2. A cult of religious skateboarders who sing the praises of two gods, Noble Nivot and Lord Zen.
''Man those The Chocolate Aces dudes are sic, I've never seen them mind, aparntly if you look at them directly you can go blind in their mind-blowing glow of power and nobility''
by Rodney-Mullen January 13, 2006
Get the The Chocolate Aces mug.A game you play with your friends where you have to guess the number of chocolate faces you will see in a day or a period of time.
Rules:
You must choose the number of chocolate faces at the start of the game. Once you have chosen you cannot change the amount you choose.
All members of the game have to be present when a chocolate face is seen for the chocolate face to count.
You can't count the same one twice.
They have to be Genuine Chocolate faces, not Asians, half casts or other ethnicities.
When you see a Chocolate face walking down the street whilst eating fried chicken you win the day automatically.
When you see a chocolate face wearing a black suit, a hat and white trainers - you get 15 points.
Scoring system:
The Chocolate face game spans for a month, for every day you win you get 3 points, a draw 1 point and no points if you lose (obviously)
Once the month is finished whoever has the lowest points has to buy a hot chocolate and pour it over his face (once cooled obviously)
Useful Terms/tips:
Black Jack; A group of 11 Chocolate Faces
When playing this game in public instead of using the term "Chocolate face" please use "Genuine" in case you cause offence.
Do not play in London, It's pointless.
NOTE: You can also play this with a newspaper when it's raining and the chocolate faces don't come out.
Rules:
You must choose the number of chocolate faces at the start of the game. Once you have chosen you cannot change the amount you choose.
All members of the game have to be present when a chocolate face is seen for the chocolate face to count.
You can't count the same one twice.
They have to be Genuine Chocolate faces, not Asians, half casts or other ethnicities.
When you see a Chocolate face walking down the street whilst eating fried chicken you win the day automatically.
When you see a chocolate face wearing a black suit, a hat and white trainers - you get 15 points.
Scoring system:
The Chocolate face game spans for a month, for every day you win you get 3 points, a draw 1 point and no points if you lose (obviously)
Once the month is finished whoever has the lowest points has to buy a hot chocolate and pour it over his face (once cooled obviously)
Useful Terms/tips:
Black Jack; A group of 11 Chocolate Faces
When playing this game in public instead of using the term "Chocolate face" please use "Genuine" in case you cause offence.
Do not play in London, It's pointless.
NOTE: You can also play this with a newspaper when it's raining and the chocolate faces don't come out.
The chocolate face game provides hours of fun for friends and family alike.
"Why did your mate tipped his drink on his face?"
"He lost the Chocolate Face Game"
"Why did your mate tipped his drink on his face?"
"He lost the Chocolate Face Game"
by NotRacist,Funny July 8, 2014
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