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chinese facial

A Sexual act combination where a woman's face is repeatedly smacked on the checks and forehead while her male partner is in the midst of ejaculation.
In all of the excitement of actually giving her the Chinese Penis Torture, he covered her in aChinese Facial!
by James Fallon July 15, 2020
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Chinese Taxi

To plow (sexually) the entire crowd, or a large portion of it, before leaving the scene.
That house party sounds like it's all chicks. We must crash, give those bitchez a Chinese Taxi.
by chunga blutarski October 5, 2009
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chinese tugger

When two men get naked and stick there dicks into a chinese finger trap. The first one out wins the chinese tugger challenge and moves on to the next round to face a bigger or smaller opponant.
Guy 1: Hey how about we go get wrapped up in a chinese tugger later?

Guy 2 No thanks, I'm not a big fan of that game because i feel like i should look you in the eyes when we battle and then i cant concentrate sorry.
by hoodsinthewoods88 March 5, 2011
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Chinese cannoli

when two guys get there dicks stuck in a Chinese finger trap and they keep pulling until its filled with cream
did you see those two guys making a Chinese cannoli it was gross
by bobbert slasher December 29, 2007
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Chinese Food

The cum Asian girls swallow after a blowjob
That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob
by chorizogordo June 18, 2016
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Chinese Food

An erasmus Belgian way to invite a girl to make you a bloujob
do you want today to go out to eat chinese food
by PISA February 9, 2005
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Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).
Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
by Neville544444 April 23, 2009
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