Toxic Child

Angry 8 year old that got nothing to do in life, loves making people mad and spams "EZ" in chat after winning against someone and calls someone a hacker when they get killed

Person1: EZ EZ EZ yall noobs get gud at dis gaem lol L L L L L L
Person2: *kills person1*
Person1: NOOB HACKER NO WAY HACKR I REPORTED U MY DAD OWNS THIS GAME HE IS GONNA BAN U HACKR HACKER HAX HAX UR SO BAD THAT NEEDS TO HACK KID SKAGKHJAUGHWEIYGAYG
Person3: Lmao Toxic Child

by NotFUnnidUd May 11, 2021

Handoff Child

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.

Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his mom’s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.

by Silverslash January 19, 2019

Enragement child

Child created out of anger

Enragement child is common in the side's family

by 459395 June 01, 2023

Destiny’s Child

Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams’ former girl group.

There were rumours of a Destiny’s Child reunion, but Beyoncé’s dad said it wasn’t happening.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022

Favorite Child

A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.

Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.

by Izzy.G098 January 01, 2022

statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018

Buestiny's Child

When you spend all day eating nothing but Kinder Bueno products, and you take a large dump.

"I've just done the largest Buestiny's Child"

by ChildishGambueno April 17, 2019