Keep le change (shǝnz)
A rather campy. . . loose french take-off for "keep the change" that has been trendy among fashionistas, etc.
A rather campy. . . loose french take-off for "keep the change" that has been trendy among fashionistas, etc.
by nehyahneeh February 13, 2010
Get the Keep le change mug.The term for when you shove 5 northern atlantic oysters up your grandma's twat and then suck them out and get 6 back.
I gave your grandma Bjorn a Scandinavian oil change last night and then made some delicious oysters Rockefeller.
by Oysters on the half shell December 10, 2012
Get the Scandinavian oil change mug.Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.
by Albertalane December 8, 2016
Get the Alberta lane change mug.When you creampie a girl and immediately after grab an oil pan and catch the cum as it pours out of her vagina. The girl then has the option to swallow the collected cum.
John: Hey man what’s up with your girl? She seems to be in good spirits today.
Max: Oh yeah man, I gave her an Edmonton Oil Change last night so she’s runnin’ like new today.
Max: Oh yeah man, I gave her an Edmonton Oil Change last night so she’s runnin’ like new today.
by Joe and Zack March 26, 2023
Get the Edmonton Oil Change mug.Verb. To simultaneously chill and hang contiguously and amicably with one's compatriots in a manner which is no big deal.
What are you doing tonight?
I'm gonna chang out, eating chicken fingers with four time NBA All Star Chauncy Billups. No big deal.
I'm gonna chang out, eating chicken fingers with four time NBA All Star Chauncy Billups. No big deal.
by potron September 24, 2009
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In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014
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Chang is one of many of Chad’s minority friends. His full name is Chang Long Wang.
He’s the ‘jack of all trades’ chad because he’s good and better at everything; older women love him because he’s the ideal man or young women and girls love him because they can live their weeaboo, koreaboo, or Asian-male-loving fantasy.
a Chang is wise, gentle, observant, romantic, open minded, outgoing, and many more attributes.
‘Chang Long Wang’ is a mindset for Asian males. Don’t let those incels and racists beat you down AMs. CHANGe yourself.
Chang is one of many of Chad’s minority friends. His full name is Chang Long Wang.
He’s the ‘jack of all trades’ chad because he’s good and better at everything; older women love him because he’s the ideal man or young women and girls love him because they can live their weeaboo, koreaboo, or Asian-male-loving fantasy.
a Chang is wise, gentle, observant, romantic, open minded, outgoing, and many more attributes.
‘Chang Long Wang’ is a mindset for Asian males. Don’t let those incels and racists beat you down AMs. CHANGe yourself.
John and Stacy walk to Stacy’s house after their romantic dinner date. Stacy rings the door bell and dad opens the door.
Stacy’s Dad: Who’s this?
Stacy: He’s my boyfriend, his name is John.
I sometimes call him Chang.
John, meet my dad.
John: Hello, Stacy’s dad. It’s nice to meet
you. (John stretches his right hand
out for a handshake.)
Stacy’s Dad: Oh, so you’re John, the boy
that my little Stacy was talking
about. It’s nice to you too,
John. (Stacy’s Dad accepts
John’s handshake.)
Stacy’s Dad: You know that Stacy watches a
lot of those Japanese cartoons
called anime, right, John?
Stacy: Dad!
John smiles at Stacy’s embarrassed face while Stacy’s Dad laughs maniacally. END.
Stacy’s Dad: Who’s this?
Stacy: He’s my boyfriend, his name is John.
I sometimes call him Chang.
John, meet my dad.
John: Hello, Stacy’s dad. It’s nice to meet
you. (John stretches his right hand
out for a handshake.)
Stacy’s Dad: Oh, so you’re John, the boy
that my little Stacy was talking
about. It’s nice to you too,
John. (Stacy’s Dad accepts
John’s handshake.)
Stacy’s Dad: You know that Stacy watches a
lot of those Japanese cartoons
called anime, right, John?
Stacy: Dad!
John smiles at Stacy’s embarrassed face while Stacy’s Dad laughs maniacally. END.
by Giant Golden Cock January 25, 2020
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