Pokin' cotton

When you have take a crap so bad it starts commin' out before you make it to the toilet/water closet and you can feel the turd pushin' against your underwear.

Man I gotta shit so bad I'm already pokin' cotton.

by T. Erdelyi June 18, 2007

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aaron cattoir

ghetto rap superstar that's pro on mpc

"oh man did you hear that last performer?"
"ya, he was amazing, almost an aaron cattoir"

by zoeofleon April 8, 2009

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J-cation

A vacation in which the vacationer partakes in the smoking of marijuana cigarettes. Reefers.

Devin: Yo, dude, I've been working for like 45 minutes. I need a break.
Elliott: Man, you should take a j-cation.
Devin: What's that?
Elliott: Light up this joint and you'll find out!

by Dwvin August 20, 2009

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Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

by swampchappy February 1, 2010

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opy cotton

New OxyContin that have an OP instead of an OC on them, made to deter people from abuse because they can not be ground to a fine powder, and gel up when you try to melt them.

Ive been looking all day... all I can find is some Opy Cotton

by juicyjay4200 September 5, 2010

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