phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.

He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.

by twirledview May 31, 2012

carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Carrot Bite

When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot

"bro I was getting my dick sucked by this guy and he gave me a carrot bite"

by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023

Carrot Money

Exactly twenty $20 bills totaling $400.

It took 39 deliveries to get carrot money from my favorite stores.

by istateceo85 November 13, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.

Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?

by StrawberryRedd April 10, 2012

Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina

Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch

by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018