candy ass

Richard Simmons.

Hey who's that candyass sweatin' to the oldies?

by StonerSmurf November 7, 2003

candy cane

The resulting pattern when a stripper is spinning on the pole and starts to have her period.

Pimp daddy butt nuggets licked the candy cane off the pole at the strip club.

by Dao Tse Mung November 19, 2013

Candy Sanchez

Like a "Dirty Sanchez" except using vaginal fluids. When a guy has sex with a woman and rubs his penis across her upper lip, putting her own vaginal juices on her upper lip, making an authentic looking Mexican mustache.

I didn't want a Dirty Sanchez, so he gave me a Candy Sanchez instead.

by T-Dub's Girl May 9, 2006

candy lion

Someone who grabs little boys off of the street for sexual satisfaction.

oh man, just look at that dude over near the kindergarden. u can so tell he's a candy lion!! tru!!?

by picaso July 4, 2006

candydoll

A variety of softcore porn featuring underaged girls. The cameratography of said porn is often referred to as "polite" or "respectful," although whatever these terms actually mean when used in reference to the graphic sexual display of young teen and preteen girls is in question. This form of porn is often used by pedophiles who wish to pretend that what they are fapping to isn't in fact highly illegal or reprehensible. Candydolls' mothers may often be referred to as mowilf (Mom of what I'd like to fuck).

Looking for candydoll." "Dude, wtf? Get something that involves grown-ups.

by Bagel with Nova December 8, 2010

penis candy

1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.

2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.

3) Viagra or similar pills.

"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"

"Yeah, she's penis candy."

"Viagra is penis candy."

"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."

by Tuftskins May 2, 2009

Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006