A Jar or bottle of cum that is stored and filled up over a long amount of time to then be used to pour over someone else or a figure a girl from anime.
Ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce you to my Cum Jar...I have waited my entire life for this! *makes orgasm noises while squirting cum out of jar*
by TheExplodingEevee October 02, 2017
Kiersten : So babe what are we doing after work?
Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!
Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!
Chad: I thought I would brush your long blonde hair, kiss your beautiful face & neck, caress & lick your soft puffy breast's, pound my hard penis in your tight pink vagina turn you over and tap your nice firm ass, then give you a Cum Shower before I have to go home to my wife & 3 brats!
Kiersten : Oh WOW your so amazing cant wait! to taste your yummy cum!!
by SlopNChop January 03, 2017
by Cañas November 29, 2013
An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
by GAWII April 26, 2014
by june bug October 28, 2003
a girl who is especially dense or dumb whose main function is as a receptacle for cum; a girl who often gets unknowingly used for sexual purposes
by absolutely July 26, 2007
When you masturbate in the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while
by yodazzz May 19, 2009