cripe

The Scottish pronunciation for "Crap" (Most of the time).

Aw cripe, I forgot my phone!

by wertyuiosdfghjkxcvbn October 19, 2017

Crippling aids

When dos aids get to strong and you fall on the ground screaming.

Oh nooooo here come the crippling aids again..aaaahhhhhhh. These where the last words of ali-a as he died of crippling aids this is sky news reporting from the fortnite lobby

by Pussay slaya 445 October 27, 2018

Cripism

Religion of the Crips ♿

Crip: Cripism for life

by Indian Keef November 30, 2020

Brummie Crippler

A person with a manhood so large, that they actually cripple those who come into contact with it. Name originates from a famous Birmingham lad who has destroyed three woman and left them all paralysed by his girth.

Abby 'So you're going out with Sam, heard he's a big boy!'
Louise 'Tell me about it! He's a Brummie Crippler... I could barely walk for a week'

by duckfromyork August 21, 2010

Shit-Crippled

The inability to take a poop due to one's current circumstances.

"I go to take a poop and after sitting in the stall I hear a little kid talking to his mom. I was completely shit-crippled for like 10 minutes untill they left.

by Thunderbeard June 1, 2013

crips

A gang founded in LA by Raymond C. Washington and Stanley "Tookie" Williams. Originally the gang was meant to follow up the anti-racism gang named black panthers, but because it excisted from teenagers they didn't manage to do that. Eventually the gang ended up doing crimes and defending themselfs from other gangs.

The gang adopted blue as their gang color and wear adidas = All Day I Destroy A Slob(insult for blood), Fubu = Fuck U Bloods Up, K Swiss = Kill slobs when i see slobs and Britain Knights - BK = Blood Killas.

If you even suspect a territory to be 'crips turf' run for your life cause if they suspect you to be a rival gang member they will kill you without sorry.

Crips kick yo ass when you least expect it.

by 187Crip July 14, 2006

crippled johnny

When ones dick is overworked to the point that they cant get an erection.

Stephen gets crippled johnny's with his fag partners.

by Jack M May 4, 2003