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cocking hell

Used instead of "Fucking hell", in order to display anger, or stress.
Sometimes used in an angry situation to slightly lighten the mood.
You-When is that Science homework due?
A friend-Next lesson
You-Oh cocking hell! Why does Miss Smith have to be such a dick?
by KikiThatsMe May 21, 2008
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CODKIN

Getting a blow job, while playing Call of duty.
Dude she totally gave me a CODKIN last night. She's a real keeper.
by JamiePoxleitnerrr July 12, 2010
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Cookiefag

A sad, dumbass child (most commonly male) who will commonly be found cutting himself/herself for attention. They are attracted to rich people (preferably those with horses) and are drawn to sad, pathetic bands like a fly to shit. They are one of the two weight extremes and have a small group of around 3-5 friends, none of which are there by choice.

They often watch porn as it's their only chace of ever seeing anyone naked...ever. They'll brag to mates about smoking or doing drugs even though they haven't because they're too much of a pussy. These are the kind of people who fail suicide attempts because it's purely for the attention for which they're normally denied because of their poor social skills and commonly complain that they don't get along with their family because their mum/dad once asked them to do the dishes instead of jacking off.
Cookiefag: Guess who got laid?
Other dude: Uhm not you?

Cookiefag: Guess who's high?
Other dude: Not you?

Cookiefag: Guess who's popuar!?
Other dude: Not you?
by Schnoodlesandrice December 8, 2010
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Cocking

Cocking is when a person just exists for sex and in their downtime scream and yell.
p1: hey do you have big plans in life?
p2: nooo I'm just going to keep on cocking, why?
p1: okurrr byee
by LMNOPQRSTUVWXZ April 11, 2020
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Wisdom cookie

The opposite of a fortune cookie, instead of telling you your fortune, it offers a bit of philosophical wisdom. Usually, it's a heavy disappointment.
A wisdom cookie would say: "You have a zest for the finer things in life," as opposed to "You will have full contentment by summer's end".
by This hour has 42 minutes June 2, 2009
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Vanilla cookie

A person who is plain in bed And doesn't have a kink.
Karen only does missionary, she's a vanilla cookie.
by Sillykitty95 January 12, 2017
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shookie cookie

A word for someone who gets gets shaken a lot but also is is soft like a cookie
Omg Ellie is such a shookie cookie
by Shookenchild January 16, 2017
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