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Christopher

Christopher is a funny,smart,and hella fine boy. He’s the type of person to give away anything for his girlfriend or his friends. I think that everyone deserves a Christopher just hurry because they are VERY limited. I always feel like I’m not ever good enough for a Christopher but he is idk PERFECT. Like how did god make such an awesome guy like how just how??christopher is a very special person. I think that yall should love them as much as I do.
Shelbie-“ wow look at Christopher over there
Journee- “ yep
by Shelbizmmcfizm October 1, 2025
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christopher

the most annoying boy you will EVER meet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ONLY PLAYS ROBLOXS AND IS BRAINWASHED WITH THE GAMES! never ever trust a chris toe fur !
"ew look at him, he is Definetly a CHRISTOPHER''
by anonymous January 24, 2025
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Brandon Christopher Horth

The guy who makes better music than AI plushe currently owns NEFFEX.
"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"
by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025
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CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ

A CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ IS WHEN YOU TAKE A NASTY ASS FART AND YOU KILL THE WORLD WITH IT
Yo bro I think ima take a Christopher MARBEANEZ
by CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ November 15, 2019
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Christopher

Hes incredably fucking hot. he is a massive pussy magnet. and gets all the bitches.
oh wow christopher has the hottest girl in the school, in his pants
by nudes ;)? 832-581-7497 October 5, 2022
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Christopher SoFat

This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat
by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022
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christopher capers

Married A Woman Of Grace Married To Mobb Like I Don't Ever Snitch Or Rat Tell My Story In Fine Print Graduation Of The Game Of Life In A Mission To Be The Greatest Ever Done In One Headline Christopher D. Capers Born 03/16/1083
Christopher Capers Is The Greatest Inflammation Of A Mathematics Teacher He Give Hope And A Belief Of Christ Jesus
by #Lawceyana Cris June 6, 2021
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