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whiskey camping

I got so drunk before I screwed your mom that on the way home I ended up whiskey camping.
by Dingle5884 January 14, 2021
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Camp Sequoia

A sleep away camp in Pennsylvania. Please do not go there, it’s terrible. If you write a letter to home about how terrible it is, they won’t send it.
I stayed at Camp Sequoia for 3 weeks and now have nightmares about it.
by FunkyLittleGoblin January 18, 2021
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Noah camp

Noah camp is a person that will be your ride or die if you’re in a relationship with him he will love you but like all guys if you break him He will never be the same Noah camp is awesome my games
Yo bro did you see Noah camps new girl
by anonymous February 10, 2021
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camp kimama

Person 1: I'm going to camp kimama this summer!
Person 2: please don't, I went there once and almost everyone is a spoiled brat
by couldn't find an available nam February 15, 2021
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Camp loaf

When you take a shit in your friends tent, leaving it to rot in the summer heat while the two of you go canoeing for the day.
So Mike and I took a paddle that morning and the fucker camp loafed my tent!
by Timay! March 19, 2021
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Stole Camp

A fastidiotic idea dreamed up by well-to-do white women with too much time on their hand to fix the thing they find annoying about their husband or male partner.

Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.

The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Wife One: My husband is so annoying.

Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.

Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
by Dr. Gibberish January 8, 2023
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Cousin camp

A yearly tradition of staying up way too late, swimming, bridge jumping, vole-hunting, roblox playing, and dressing barbies up in ridiculous amazing fashion statements, it usuallt marks the beginning or end of the family reunion, and any number of sorts of mischief can happen over the duration of cousin camp.
"Cousin camp is coming up soon! I'm so excited to see everyone again"
"Same! Remember what Lucia did last year? that was crazy."
"I wonder what antics our cousins will be up to this time. Summer wouldn't be the same without cousin camp."
by zeesworld July 15, 2023
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