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mixing the cake

The act of covering male genitalia with Pillsbury cake batter and inserting it into a vagina (or anus) and let it cook until the cake is golden brown and fluffy.
"Hey why didn't you call me this weekend?"
"I was mixing the cake with my girlfriend."
"oh sweet man!"
by ThomasGuy December 18, 2014
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Cake break

A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.
"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."
by vanilla king November 21, 2010
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Pocket cake

It's cake you store in your pocket for emergencys. Because what else would you have in your pockets.
"I need my pocket cake if I get kidnapped"
by Wiberger September 20, 2021
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Parking the cake

To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.
I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..
by Cakeparker November 16, 2018
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Mom Cake

In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.
I'll take the mom cake and a side of chips, please.

My iron is low, I need to eat a few mom cakes.
by Tommy G Style September 6, 2011
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Greed cakes

A delicious snack cake that you don't want to share with anyone else. Common examples would be: chocolate cream filled cup cakes, Ring Dings, Ding Dongs, Suzy Q's, Little Debbies, Zingers, Drakes Cakes, etc.
Yo bro' back off my greed cakes! I'm gonna woffenberg them all by myself.
by FrankyDNYC November 18, 2015
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Mother of Cake

"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).
Girl 1: "Hey, your cat is running around in my yard with a sock."
Girl 2: "Mother of cake!!!!"
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