fuckity gums

An old person

Look at that fuckity gums, not long to live now.

by Flashr3138 May 31, 2018

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Get the fuckity gumsmug.

Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

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Get the Gum Saladmug.

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Will GO For ANy bubble gum Smack<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JOse RObles Will GO For ANy bubble gum Smack<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Chewed Bubble gum

Either a small section on a man’s ball sack sticking out of his fly, the wrinkled skin resembling a chewed piece of gum.

Also, a very worn out vagina who’s labia have become so stretched and disfigured it looks like a wad of chewed bubble gum.

1. “Hey bro, did you sit in chewed bubble gum?”
2. “No mam, my fly is part way down.”
1. “Ok, kinda looks like that hooker’s chewed bubble gum pussy lips!”

by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021

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Get the Chewed Bubble gummug.

Gumming Cat

When you shave down a Feline, then proceed to declaw and deteeth, and every other sharp object to touch the body, so you pleasure yourself via the smooth and gummy mouth of the Feline.

“Bro I just turn Oreo into a gumming cat,
You wanna try him out tonight?”

by Jevin D August 3, 2025

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