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Buttery Board

A sexual orientarion where a male ejaculates on the back of their partner, and using his penis to spread the semen across their partner's back like a butter knife.
Hey baby, let me give you a buttery board tonight!
by Butteryboi September 18, 2019
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Skirting Board

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.

Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.
I saw this Skirting Board and hit some mad skengs bruv
by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019
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Bum boarding

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.
by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020
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Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020
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smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them
the smart board in the class room is not very smart
by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021
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Charredcoochie Board

Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.
“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”
by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021
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