blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.

"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"

by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025

Foofy blanket

A soft, light blanket that keeps you warm and cozy. To wrap around yourself or with your partner, or a cat.

Sabah loves her foofy blanket as much as her husband.

by Veewords December 13, 2024

Cold blanket

Verb, another term for sex.

"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"

by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014

Blanket Kid

A mythical creature that lurks in the darkest of area, ready to kidnap it's next prey. Many parapsychologist has theorize that this creature is a 10th grader that lives in Indonesia.

"Oh, Blanket kid can you hear us?!"
"You drunk, bitch?"

by ClydeCaverlyCanduet August 13, 2019

Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.

Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.

by luck_20 January 2, 2024

blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.

"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"

by P. Aris March 11, 2012

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016