patio bitches

Used when describing an area/place consisting only of fat/ugly bitches.

Nathan: Mike come hang out with me and all these fly bitches
Mike: okay
(later)
Mike: WTF, these are all patio bitches Nathan
Nathan: (sigh) I know.

by Peters November 25, 2005

i be goin thru bitches like rags to riches

1. a sudden change of status; 2. "big pimpin"

"dayum, i be goin thru bitches like rags to riches."

by thug masta g August 7, 2003

best bitches

really snobbing out goin people who are best friends

angie & i are best bitches

by amanda aka baby gurl August 17, 2006

bitches

They ain't nuthin' but hoes in dress.

First you get the paper, then you get the power, then you get the bitches!

by D-Man Brandt November 10, 2008

bitchfriend

When someone you consider a real friend acts like a total bitch.

Manny: Hey! I hope you don't mind, but I ate your fries 'cause they was getting cold!
Joe: Why thank you! I knew I could count on you as my bitchfriend!

by medicalmechanica August 3, 2010

bearded bitches

teenage girls (usually asian) who have massive side burns (all the way from yokel county y'all!!!!) fine examples of these facial haired foxes are megan setchell, tanya killamanjazro (or whatever the hell her 2nd name is) and there is one special example who's beard isnt on her face, oh no my chums, it is in fact between her arse cheeks, the hairy arsed cow. DANIELLE MELLON THATS YOU.

''hey bra', check out those bearded bitches over there.......more hair than my russian unlcles armpit.''

by eve and phil the geniuses June 4, 2004

bitches talkin' shit

you'll know the definition if we stare (point on occasion), lock eyes with confused/concerned faces &/or exchange foul words with our posse

pussy: *cries*
friend of pussy: why you cryin' grrl
pussy: guh, arch swift and c. richy made fun of my spaghetti strap top over my t-shirt. they said it 'looked like an apron' and told me 'to get back to the kitchen, wench.'
friend of pussy: don't worry grrl, they just a coupla bitches talkin' shit.
pussy: *gun shot*
arch swift&c.richy: LOL

by archibald swift December 15, 2008