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Being a piss

What dumb lair bitches like izzy say.
I dont wanan talk to u or bother u if ur being a piss.
by Captain.Coochie February 16, 2021
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being dead

Pros:
- No more responsibilities (huzzah!)
Cons:
- Your family will miss you (if you had one)
- You'll miss out on a lot more experiences (if you managed your time accordingly)
- You'll miss hanging out with your friends (if you were more confident)
- You probably wouldn't be thinking of committing yourself into "being dead" if you were thinking positively and do your best (You wouldn't be a rowdy attention-seeking, depressed, anxious 14-year old with mental declines if you think clearly and actually do a thing for gosh sake)
- No more responsibilities.

Many people have belief that it all will be useless because you'll eventually become "being dead" in your period of "being alive"and all of your effort will be gone to nothing. While in reality, you'll become more useless by "being dead" because you wouldn't be able to contribute your innovations and ideas to mankind.

The point of escaping suicide thoughts is not to be selfish and only care about yourself, but to also care about people around you. Use your time wisely and have fun.
Us skeletons, which are already dead, however, are baffled by our human counterparts criticizing their experiences of "being alive". "Being dead" is actually a traumatic experience in an experience of one's consciousness; the act of making oneself "being dead" will only do harm than good. The science of the universe has greatly proven that the existence of humans are just part of the natural existence of the universe by itself. Therefore, the only way to survive this reality is to make good use of yourself out of the period of living you've been given, not shorten it. - Dr. Gordon Grim Skeleton (P.hd in Science and Philosophy of Skeletalism and being verbose) rambling to itself.
by skeletonian April 25, 2021
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Being gay according to some people

When people call you gay for slurping on your homies massive, succulent, juicy, delicious nuts once and thats Being gay according to some people
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Being sus with the homies

when you pull out your willy and slap your homie with it

when you slap the homies bum.
Being sus with the homies:
yo bro come take a look at what i just found *pulls out willy* *smacks*

running down the hall of ya boys house while he's there and smack tf outta his bum.
by papimoe July 31, 2022
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Being in love with your best friend

Something that can be both good and bad.
Usually when you grow so close to a friend, you develop feelings for them. Can be good and bad depending on if they also like you. If not you will usually feel embarrassed.
Person 1: How do you stop being in love with your best friend?
Person 2: Uh I dunno?
Person 1: Oh ok

Person 2: Wait... did you ask me because you like me?
Person 1: Uhh... maybe

Scenario 1 (Good ending)
Person 2: Wow really I like you too!

Scenario 2 (Bad ending)
Person 2: I'm sorry but I don't feel the same way. We can still be friends though!
by I<3Chickens August 26, 2022
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Gorgeous Being

Julie Penwell is a Gorgeous Being
by Jacobgrant425 January 4, 2013
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You being smart

A horrendous quote used by people from boston
68% of Boston citizens said Tom Brady didn't cheat
The other 32% said " You being smart"
by Swag Elephant March 5, 2015
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