I'll be in my bunk

A subtle hint that whatever has just occurred was so arousing that the person who said it needs to go someplace private and masturbate...alot.

Guy 1: Look over there, something extremely sexy is happening.
Guy 2: I'll be in my bunk.

by Blargenfast November 4, 2015

to be in a funk

Temporary sadness. Feeling sad and down and not knowing why. No motivation to do anything and always tired. Almost like you're missing something but not know what it is. Like a small phase of depression that only lasts a couple days or weeks.

Megan really seems to be in a funk. She said she's really sad but doesn't know why. Hopefully she'll get out of her funk

by Idkfmllolloll April 17, 2017

You had to be there

A phrase used as an excuse after someone tells a story that's not funny at all.

Person A: "Isn't that hilarious?"
Person B: "No, I don't really get it."
Person A: "...You had to be there."

by Yer MOM10000 August 9, 2009

It do be like that

When something common or (can be) relatable happens that sucks. This can often be said to ease the tension and sometimes be funny.

Friend 1: Yeah, Ms. Snickle gave me a 65 on my test!
Friend 2: It do be like that!

by Budzygames June 16, 2019

Dont be that guy.

What you say to someone who is preforming an act of stupidity or just plain lameness. When somebody is being dumb or annoying you tell them DONT BE THAT GUY.

(SO AND SO just unnesscasarily adds to a joke or comment that is quite frankly not funny)

"DUDE, dont be that guy."

by JTARPZ October 2, 2009

can't be arsed syndrome

The ailment that afflicts all those who should really be doing something productive but instead end up procrastinating or doing something which requires little or no effort what so ever.

I was going to look for a job but i was suffering from can't be arsed syndrome and ended up watching crap TV all day.

by Martyn Hinchey June 11, 2008

post to be

Also known as suppose to be

Jimmy post to be eatin that booty like grocery

by itsdatdude2010 April 15, 2015