When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
Get the Cream Cheese my Bagel mug.When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.
by Señor Glumbo February 12, 2025
Get the Bagel Hug mug.When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
Get the Chinese water bagel mug.When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023
Get the Seasoning Your Bagel mug.David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me
by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 20, 2020
Get the windy bagel mug.It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
Get the Blumpkin bagel mug.The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
by Fitxzie February 12, 2018
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