Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

nepo baby

Nepo Baby: A child born into exceptional fame, wealth, or influence, whose path to success is largely predetermined by their family's considerable resources and connections. Unlike an average person who may inherit a family trade, a Nepo Baby is groomed from birth to dominate global industries, politics, or social spheres.

She launched a fashion line at 18, but she's a Nepo Baby—her parents really own the industry.

by Thalia_Darkley October 24, 2023

fun baby

A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.

Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.

by Farkledarkle August 4, 2017

Corona baby

A Baby conceived during the mandatory quarantine during the Covid-19 outbreak.

During the mandatory 2 week self-quarantine, the grocery store was not only out of toilet paper, but also condoms. So, that’s how we got this corona baby.

by Jewelianpie March 18, 2020

CD Baby

Cd baby is a baby that was birthed by a virgin, who doesn't want the baby and ships it to THE FACTORY where they are materialised and re modeled into The CD-baby . This is how they are brought into existence from factory work... an African man is kidnapped and taken into custody where we blindfold him and spoon his eyeballs out the removing his magnum dong and use it to widen the baby with the large wet bloody magnum dong. After this we go to the homeless shelter and steal a dog then we later tie it down and rend its ankles with an axe, we then dethatch the babies legs and replace them with the dogs legs. After all is said and done we use what is left from the magnum dong and the large rending testicle axe to surgically remove the head and replace it with a cyborg head powered by a Muslim penguins foreskin and don't worry our Muslim penguins are trapped in the sex dungeon layer of the Cum Zone for some extra please for the boys. They are fed Jewish sea cucumber semen. The babies heart is then replaced with a Norwegian troll toe only found in the deserts of Norwegia. After all is done we wire the Cd-baby to be child friendly. The 3 featured modes on the CD baby include the all new 'rape and escape' the well known and used 'dump your load and hit the road' and the legendary OG 'CUM AND RUN' made for only the best tru CD baby loving die hard Muslim.

bob says "woah cunt you fucken mado is that the new generation C450B21 model CD-Baby Sick bruhhhh lemme have a fucken try you wont"

Bogny says " ey babe I just got this new fucken sex toy for us to fucken try babe, Its the CD-Baby 9/11lolibon edition"

jihonuri says" Watashi wa o shiri de kono fucken no akachan o fakku shimasu soreha smolcok ni totemo yoidesu watashi wa watashi no Surabu no yūjin mikhael to bontingalio ni susumemasu"

english version of Jihonuri "i fuck this fucken baby in ass it is tight very good for smol cok i reccomend to my slavic friends mikhael and bontingalio" (thank me later)

a CD Baby is a cyborg mini fuck doll

by SamTheBaldMan November 14, 2020

on baby jesus

its just somethin i made up

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

by Ty💀 September 18, 2020

Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.

We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?

by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009