on baby jesus

its just somethin i made up

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

by Ty💀 September 18, 2020

Food baby

A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.

Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...

by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017

Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

nepo baby

Nepo Baby: A child born into exceptional fame, wealth, or influence, whose path to success is largely predetermined by their family's considerable resources and connections. Unlike an average person who may inherit a family trade, a Nepo Baby is groomed from birth to dominate global industries, politics, or social spheres.

She launched a fashion line at 18, but she's a Nepo Baby—her parents really own the industry.

by Thalia_Darkley October 24, 2023

fun baby

A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.

Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.

by Farkledarkle August 4, 2017

baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.

Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!

by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011

Kush Baby

A 'Kush Baby' - similar to a bush baby - is a new-comer to the world of dank kush.

Although no expert at 420 blazing, a 'Kush Baby' is still eager to sample the world of chong; looking up to Kush Daddy's like 'Snoop' and 'J-Dog' for tips and tricks.

'Kush Baby's' need to be taken care of in many ways, for example;

Providing them with water in case that kush chronic makes them cough up a lung.

Ensuring they cross roads safely when baked like a potato.

One on one wacky baccy lessons, e.g. 'Quickfire Kush".

"You've got to breathe in until it goes to your chest, Kush Baby."

"I'm still a young Kush Baby, how do you expect me to rip hella bongs 24/7 ?!!?"

by Kush Daddy J-Dog September 20, 2016