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elite mint bitches 

superior fine asses.

also, opposite from ugg mug.
did you get an invite to elite mint bitches on myspace?

no!? :(

hahaha, well thats because youre not a elite mint bitch, you fucking ugg mug.

relief bitcher 

Someone who bitches on behalf of someone else who is unable to continue bitching for themselves.
You know it's a bitchfest when one bitch gets tired, storms out of the room, and someone else takes it upon themselves to keep bitching in their behalf, like they're some kind of relief bitcher. A regular Mariano Bitch-vera or John Papel-bitch.
relief bitcher by jevanyn September 3, 2009

5 Star Bitches 

a group of girls that are all "five-star" in rating, good looking, intelligent and fun to be around. You want to be one of these fine ladies, but its nearly impossible to become one. Very rare and unique, these females choose each other over men.
Damn, Lauren, Alli, Amy, Katie, and Ashlee are definitely 5 Star Bitches... I wish I could be one of them.

Switches get bitches

The hypothesis that someone is more likely to get some ass if they are switch. Since people who are switch can easily slip into the role their partner desires.
Random person - “Man, Kevin got invited into a threesome by Jessica and Luther cause Kevin is both dom and sub. I really thought they were going to ask me.”
Friend of random person - “Switches get bitches

How to get bitches 

Dont be hillin
Dude one - “how to get bitches
Dude two - never be a hillin
How to get bitches by Hillin101 December 9, 2022