Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 13, 2010

Baby Kakes

A word you use to decribe a cute thing.

A: that Caleb is.. i don't know how to decribe it
B: That Caleb is soooooo Baby Kakes.

by The Legendary Altanian October 24, 2018

Silver baby

A baby who goes to silver diner too much or was birthed there.

That silver baby loves milkshakes.

by Quinn Frankenstein February 14, 2018

Baby-teching

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.

Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!

by Mikaoj September 27, 2011

Baby Crank

Adderall
Literally a lighter version of meth they give to kids
Methamphetamine = crank
Amphetamines = crank for babies

Do you have any baby Crank?

by Frankie Whapps March 13, 2022

baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.

Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!

by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011

on baby jesus

its just somethin i made up

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.

by Ty💀 September 19, 2020