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Baby Navy

Male Ejaculate. Linking the reproductive purpose of ejaculate with the seamen/semen connotations of the word Navy.
Hey hon, should I wear a condom tonight or let my Baby Navy pass through the Strait of Vagaltar?
by Ernest Saves Hemmingway II November 3, 2010
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Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.
Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?
by Ekaven May 12, 2010
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baby-sprinkler

Believers in non-immersion infant baptism, such as the Catholic Church, Episcopal Church or the Church of England. Derogatory term usually used by those who believe that the Bible mandates only full-immersion adult (or at least "age of reason") Baptism.
Did George Washington go to a baby-sprinkler church?

Yeah, he was Anglican.
by Owan November 24, 2007
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Plastic Baby

On TV shows and in movies in which a newborn baby is being shown, it appears that some of the shots feature a baby doll (plastic baby) rather than a real live baby. When one of these shots occurs, you must yell out "Plastic Baby!"
During the television program, the TV family is gathered around the newborn baby, whose eyes are closed and who does not seem to be breathing.

Olivia: Plastic baby!
Alison: Good call.
by peacegirl March 26, 2009
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Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.
We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?
by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009
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Kush Baby

A 'Kush Baby' - similar to a bush baby - is a new-comer to the world of dank kush.

Although no expert at 420 blazing, a 'Kush Baby' is still eager to sample the world of chong; looking up to Kush Daddy's like 'Snoop' and 'J-Dog' for tips and tricks.

'Kush Baby's' need to be taken care of in many ways, for example;

Providing them with water in case that kush chronic makes them cough up a lung.

Ensuring they cross roads safely when baked like a potato.

One on one wacky baccy lessons, e.g. 'Quickfire Kush".
"You've got to breathe in until it goes to your chest, Kush Baby."

"I'm still a young Kush Baby, how do you expect me to rip hella bongs 24/7 ?!!?"
by Kush Daddy J-Dog September 20, 2016
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spec baby

An individual who exhibits a desire to attain knowledge from, and only from, the given specification. Such an individual does not yearn for extra knowledge but instead limits themselves to the bounds set by the examination board.
How can you be such a spec baby?
by Cryptokyo December 5, 2016
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