Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

Kush Baby

A 'Kush Baby' - similar to a bush baby - is a new-comer to the world of dank kush.

Although no expert at 420 blazing, a 'Kush Baby' is still eager to sample the world of chong; looking up to Kush Daddy's like 'Snoop' and 'J-Dog' for tips and tricks.

'Kush Baby's' need to be taken care of in many ways, for example;

Providing them with water in case that kush chronic makes them cough up a lung.

Ensuring they cross roads safely when baked like a potato.

One on one wacky baccy lessons, e.g. 'Quickfire Kush".

"You've got to breathe in until it goes to your chest, Kush Baby."

"I'm still a young Kush Baby, how do you expect me to rip hella bongs 24/7 ?!!?"

by Kush Daddy J-Dog September 20, 2016

Baby Gord

what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.

Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 15, 2019

fun baby

A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.

Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.

by Farkledarkle August 4, 2017

Baby Kakes

A word you use to decribe a cute thing.

A: that Caleb is.. i don't know how to decribe it
B: That Caleb is soooooo Baby Kakes.

by The Legendary Altanian October 24, 2018

CD Baby

Cd baby is a baby that was birthed by a virgin, who doesn't want the baby and ships it to THE FACTORY where they are materialised and re modeled into The CD-baby . This is how they are brought into existence from factory work... an African man is kidnapped and taken into custody where we blindfold him and spoon his eyeballs out the removing his magnum dong and use it to widen the baby with the large wet bloody magnum dong. After this we go to the homeless shelter and steal a dog then we later tie it down and rend its ankles with an axe, we then dethatch the babies legs and replace them with the dogs legs. After all is said and done we use what is left from the magnum dong and the large rending testicle axe to surgically remove the head and replace it with a cyborg head powered by a Muslim penguins foreskin and don't worry our Muslim penguins are trapped in the sex dungeon layer of the Cum Zone for some extra please for the boys. They are fed Jewish sea cucumber semen. The babies heart is then replaced with a Norwegian troll toe only found in the deserts of Norwegia. After all is done we wire the Cd-baby to be child friendly. The 3 featured modes on the CD baby include the all new 'rape and escape' the well known and used 'dump your load and hit the road' and the legendary OG 'CUM AND RUN' made for only the best tru CD baby loving die hard Muslim.

bob says "woah cunt you fucken mado is that the new generation C450B21 model CD-Baby Sick bruhhhh lemme have a fucken try you wont"

Bogny says " ey babe I just got this new fucken sex toy for us to fucken try babe, Its the CD-Baby 9/11lolibon edition"

jihonuri says" Watashi wa o shiri de kono fucken no akachan o fakku shimasu soreha smolcok ni totemo yoidesu watashi wa watashi no Surabu no yūjin mikhael to bontingalio ni susumemasu"

english version of Jihonuri "i fuck this fucken baby in ass it is tight very good for smol cok i reccomend to my slavic friends mikhael and bontingalio" (thank me later)

a CD Baby is a cyborg mini fuck doll

by SamTheBaldMan November 14, 2020

baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.

Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!

by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011