A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.
A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)
A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.
A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
B: that must have been awkward for you.
A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)
A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.
A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.
by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.
You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
by moopmoopmoop July 11, 2011

When you're driving thru no-man's land with your earbuds in your ears listening to your iPod, while at the same time your ears are popping because of the air pressure and it feels very awkward and makes it hard to hear the music.
I was driving through Pennsylvania and i experienced Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome, so i couldn't even hear my Paramore music because my ears were popping so much.
by snare_chickkk_yeah July 30, 2010

by curt February 21, 2004

by wong tong soup December 30, 2011

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.
So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.
by hootowl18 March 4, 2011

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.
"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.
by Chummy old pal April 7, 2016
