austin powers

Mike Myers movie series that plays on the ignorances of american audiences about the British. Spawned a few catchphrases, and while not great, is not terrible. Spy who shagged me the best.

Oh no baby, I think ti is YOU who can't resist ME!


*Strips to "I touch myself" by the DiVynls*

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

Pulling an Austin

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) leaves without saying anything.

Are they pulling an Austin, or are they coming back?

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019

Mark Austin

The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.

My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway

by Beautiful New BLOO passport May 8, 2021

Austin H

A fat lazy fuck bad at everything.

Ur and Austin H

by McGamerKid03 October 16, 2016

austin morris

best fucking minecraft player, absolute chad, bad ass mother fucker, daddu chill

austin morris is the daddy of all chads

by big daddy chad June 18, 2022

Austin kipp

A fat walrus

That fat bastard looks like an austin kipp!

by Austin Kipp July 31, 2012

Austin Davis

A stupid dirty whore who likes to penetrate bitches like they ain’t no tomorrow he haddddd a big dick but it got amputated cause he fucked someone to much and then he switched genders so sex could be easy for him and then he got a new replacement dick he eats shit shits shit loves shit hates shit dawgs shit scoops shit eats shit for breakfast and bounces on big booty black bitches like he ain’t got nothing to look forward too and he also like turd and Apple smoothies

Fuck me hard Austin Davis

by Fartfuckle123 October 15, 2019