by Ubeenbamboozledson June 3, 2022

An exceptionally young tan woman with freckles. An a divine ass. She is hot beyond this world an a fantastic lover.
by ho wrecker June 10, 2016

A normal shower in an act to clean oneself with the added perk of drinking an ice-cold beer. Some attempt to take the quickest shower while simultaneously drinking the higher number of beers. Amber Showers are more fully enjoyed in communal showers such as dorm floor bathrooms, fraternities/sororities, etc. They are also recommended after a long workout or for maximizing the affects of pre-drinking. {AKA- Shower Beer}
"Me and my bros used to take Amber Showers together back in the day when we lived in the residence halls. My record Amber Shower was eight beers in twenty minutes."
by chellotoad September 23, 2013

One of the the greatest singers of this generation. Sadly she does not get the recognition she deserves and is extremely underrated she played Mercedes Jones in the show “Glee” and was spectacular.
by BurntBryan November 27, 2020

"Yo, where did Lauren go?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her in hours."
"Oh, I think I saw her with Steve an hour ago."
"Uh Oh, Amber Alert! Amber Alert!"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her in hours."
"Oh, I think I saw her with Steve an hour ago."
"Uh Oh, Amber Alert! Amber Alert!"
by "John Walsh" November 5, 2009

by ImDeadAlready69 January 14, 2020

Amber is known to be a midget but is fitting because she gets laid by jacks 1 inch pinch which is apparently most unsatisfying
by SuperSexyNan101 May 17, 2019
